So I'm in Boston for a conference. i had to wait a bit for the hotel so I took a little stroll while it was nice outside.
I saw three uber funny things in rapid sequence--
1. I sit on a bench--a homeless man walks up and sit on the bench across from me and proceeds to piss on himself. I mean just pissed--and then looked at me like "and what?" while I was still sitting with my mouth open in shock...
2. I see a midget with BLUE hair roll by on a hoveround scooter--down the sidewalk. But he was so short his little Hobbit feet were just dangling
3. And THEN...an Irish guy (with a thick accent) walks up to me and offers to pay me to go buy him a bottle of vodka from the liquor store. I agree--after which I sit back outside and dude proceeds to talk to me about vaious things. Somewhere mid conversation, he breaks out and quotes--not sings, but QUOTES (like poetry)...wait for it, wait for it...Phil Collins, Against All Odds. And starts CRYING---
[Insert visual of me trying everything IMAGINABLE not to fall out LAUGHING]
WTF!!??!! Really Boston?
Done.
Only me. LOL
