I tried so hard to come into this year with a fresh attitude and a new resolve (not resolutions, but actual resolve!!!)...yeah don't know how that's working out for me--not so good so far.
School is good--kicking my ass, but good. Plus one for that.
Work--not so much. Like my job, but... frustrated. Minus one. Actually if you count the fact that I had to induce a n***a moment yesterday, minus two.
Family--nice holiday, but kinda sliding back toward the bs factor. Zero.
Friends-- need to hang out with them more. I feel like I've not been the best friend. Minus one for me.
Personal--the BB situation. When I got back from Vegas we spoke at length and there was (I thought) some progress and development, but a week later it went right back to the bullshit. Don't know why I expected anything different. Minus 10--Epic FAIL!
At this point it's a crap shoot I guess...
I'm done.
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Friday, January 21, 2011
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Boston is for Weirdos-Total WTF Moment(s)
So I'm in Boston for a conference. i had to wait a bit for the hotel so I took a little stroll while it was nice outside.
I saw three uber funny things in rapid sequence--
1. I sit on a bench--a homeless man walks up and sit on the bench across from me and proceeds to piss on himself. I mean just pissed--and then looked at me like "and what?" while I was still sitting with my mouth open in shock...
2. I see a midget with BLUE hair roll by on a hoveround scooter--down the sidewalk. But he was so short his little Hobbit feet were just dangling
3. And THEN...an Irish guy (with a thick accent) walks up to me and offers to pay me to go buy him a bottle of vodka from the liquor store. I agree--after which I sit back outside and dude proceeds to talk to me about vaious things. Somewhere mid conversation, he breaks out and quotes--not sings, but QUOTES (like poetry)...wait for it, wait for it...Phil Collins, Against All Odds. And starts CRYING---
[Insert visual of me trying everything IMAGINABLE not to fall out LAUGHING]
WTF!!??!! Really Boston?
Done.
Only me. LOL
I saw three uber funny things in rapid sequence--
1. I sit on a bench--a homeless man walks up and sit on the bench across from me and proceeds to piss on himself. I mean just pissed--and then looked at me like "and what?" while I was still sitting with my mouth open in shock...
2. I see a midget with BLUE hair roll by on a hoveround scooter--down the sidewalk. But he was so short his little Hobbit feet were just dangling
3. And THEN...an Irish guy (with a thick accent) walks up to me and offers to pay me to go buy him a bottle of vodka from the liquor store. I agree--after which I sit back outside and dude proceeds to talk to me about vaious things. Somewhere mid conversation, he breaks out and quotes--not sings, but QUOTES (like poetry)...wait for it, wait for it...Phil Collins, Against All Odds. And starts CRYING---
[Insert visual of me trying everything IMAGINABLE not to fall out LAUGHING]
WTF!!??!! Really Boston?
Done.
Only me. LOL
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