And this is starting off as an interesting year already...
It started off like this...on Thursday I met up with my friend C. It started out normal enough he and I and my other friend Mia hung out for a little while--which was cool because we hadn't hung out since last month. On Friday C calls me at work because he'd left a book in my car so I told him I'd meet up with him after work, after which since it was Friday we decided to hang out...long story short we met up with C's ex neighbor Darryl and headed over to a local spot for some food and a few drinks.
All of a sudden I see this little man walk out of the back...and I swear if he didn't look like an oompa loompa.
By now the alcohol is kicking in so the jokes are coming. The whole bar is cracking up. We finish eating and decide to head to a karaoke spot. A few more beers later and I'm singing old New Edition songs. LOL.
This must have been short people night, cause now I'm sitting with Darryl and there's this one girl at the end of the bar...all of sudden she stands up and I realize her head barely comes about the top of the bar...now she wasn't a midget...she was just really short and it kinda threw me off, but the funniest part was when I came around by where she was sitting only to realize...she had on 2 or 3 inch heels. Smh.
Now this is the night I wish I'd grabbed my camera...
I preface this next part by saying...the irony of this moment was that C, Darryl and I had JUST had a conversation not an hour before hand about putting our stories together and how we always seem to find ourselves in the funniest situations.
So now it's the end of the night and there are about 8 of us left in the place kinda laughing and talking and this girl (she was about 30) was there with her mother. Well being kinda tipsy themselves they start screaming for the bartender to play some go-go. So he played this...
It started off like this...on Thursday I met up with my friend C. It started out normal enough he and I and my other friend Mia hung out for a little while--which was cool because we hadn't hung out since last month. On Friday C calls me at work because he'd left a book in my car so I told him I'd meet up with him after work, after which since it was Friday we decided to hang out...long story short we met up with C's ex neighbor Darryl and headed over to a local spot for some food and a few drinks.
All of a sudden I see this little man walk out of the back...and I swear if he didn't look like an oompa loompa.
By now the alcohol is kicking in so the jokes are coming. The whole bar is cracking up. We finish eating and decide to head to a karaoke spot. A few more beers later and I'm singing old New Edition songs. LOL.
This must have been short people night, cause now I'm sitting with Darryl and there's this one girl at the end of the bar...all of sudden she stands up and I realize her head barely comes about the top of the bar...now she wasn't a midget...she was just really short and it kinda threw me off, but the funniest part was when I came around by where she was sitting only to realize...she had on 2 or 3 inch heels. Smh.
Now this is the night I wish I'd grabbed my camera...
I preface this next part by saying...the irony of this moment was that C, Darryl and I had JUST had a conversation not an hour before hand about putting our stories together and how we always seem to find ourselves in the funniest situations.
So now it's the end of the night and there are about 8 of us left in the place kinda laughing and talking and this girl (she was about 30) was there with her mother. Well being kinda tipsy themselves they start screaming for the bartender to play some go-go. So he played this...
I don't know what it is about go-go that makes girls act a fool..lol
Next thing you know the girl starts ass shaking...I'm at the end of the bar kind of laughing. Darryl and C are talking and the conversation went something like this.
Darryl: Hey man I'm ready to go cause I gotta go see my girl
C: Cool. I'm kinda watching ass and titties right now so give me 3 mins
Darryl: I'm about to go see naked ass and titties
Not a second later...the girl proceeds to jack her shirt up and all you saw were her boobs...one going one way one going the other...all she needed was some tassles and it'd have been a wrap!! And it wasn't like she did it just for a second...she was full frontal for a good 5 mins.
By now jaws are dropping and I am somewhere in between the jaw drop and laughing.
The rest of the night was another karaoke spot and a few more laughs but maaaaaaan that was hilarious...I even saw a girl with what I swear was a disappearing/reappearing hairline. You had to be there for that one (I will forever be mad at myself for leaving the camera that night)
So to follow that up...after nursing a little beer hangover yesterday, I went to my friend Vette's birthday party last night...
it was a stripper pole party.
It was actually a LOT of fun. We ate, we laughed we took a ton of pictures (note to self that these may in fact be considered "blackmail" pics lol). I may have learned a new pole trick (it's an inverted something or other...lol). I have to say the instructor was really good. I woke up this morning with a mild tequila shot hangover, a bruise, 2 broken nails, but it was all worth it.
Ah how I love a good story weekend.
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