So I was asked to explain this in further detail, but on Friday I had an intellectual conversation with Pootie Tang...of rather some dude named Oz who looked just like Pootie Tang (wa dah tah! rotfl)
Can't lie this is one of the most retarded movies ever made, but this scene always cracks me the hell up...and I swear I had to fight the urge to do this scene. Dude fo' sho looked like Pootie (leapotime...rotfl). So Pootie...errrr... well f it I'll call him Pootie, starts telling me his story (mind you we are standing outside of a restaurant) about how his baby mama went crazy--she was cheating on him while he was working (I believe he said he was a truck driver) and then tried to evict him from his house when he was on the road one night. Somehow I envisioned his baby mama looking very much like Biggie Shorty--and that ladies and gentlemen is why I need not drink that much. lol. However...in the middle of our conversation a man walks up on us looking rather um...how shall I put this gently--crackhead-ish--and proceeds to run some game about he had a baby with him and he need to get some formula for the baby. So Pootie proceeds to give dude some money while giving me the look that said clearly we both know this mofo is on game. He then says--"sometimes we get tested".
I thought about this for a minute. I realize this should've been a serious moment--but...
I f'ing lost it
I mean completely lost it. Tears down my face, howling laughing, stomach aching--lost it. Yeeeeeeeah something about getting sage advice from Pootie just wasn't right.
Smh. Done.
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