I'm gonna need a few people in my life to put on their big girl underwear and get over themselves.
Last night was supposed to be a fun night.
Not so much.
Yeah it went downhill quick when the two people who are supposed to have my back creatively met for the first time and decided they didn't like each other. One acted an ass. The other acted an ass after the fact and I ended up having to get out on both of them--which, if you know me, for me to get angry enough to get out on ANYONE there had to have been a major offense.
So now I'm stuck in the middle of this bullshit and I'm thinking to myself is any of this really even worth it?
I'm so tired of everybody. They can keep their drama 'cause I have shit to do. I'm way past the fed up point with everything and everybody. I feel like if you don't have enough respect for what I'm trying to do or if you feel like I'm slighting you--don't wait for me to make a decision. You are grown people and you know how to fucking walk away.
Simple as that.
Now pull you big girl britches up and hold that.
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Thursday, March 24, 2011
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Episode 61- I'm Convinced It's Made Out of Platinum and Crack...
I haven't laughed this hard in quite awhile...
So my brother calls me, I think I've posted about him before--he was the one that the GF who hid out in his closet until she fell asleep and got busted (still one of the funniest stories EVER!!). He has a crazy, insane history with some crazy, insane women--including a deranged baby mama and a more deranged ex-wife.
Ok...so the story goes my brother decided to move to Florida a few months back to be closer to his kids (because the ex wife moved there). He and the ex have a very up and down relationship, mostly because she's a nutjob! I know she's a nutjob--I've known this chick for years because they actually started dating back when we were all still in high school.
So the other day my brother tells me that this chick got mad over some lame bs. He sat on the sofa and laughed at her (I know him well enough to believe him when he says this, because he's just as laid back and as big of a smart ass as I am), this crazy bitch called one of her friends and just randomly started yelling "you better not hit me again" to make it seem like he'd put hands on her--he was smart enough to a) not touch her and b) roll out.
Tell me why?
Tell me why this looney tunes called him yesterday asking if she could come by and get some
d!ck.
Errr [insert Shaggy and Scooby noise]
Um yeah...
and then to top it all off...cause it can get no funnier... BMD (that's what we call his baby mama--BMD= Baby Mama Drama) called and said that (even though she has a new boyfriend and like 6-7 kids) she wants to move down to Florida to be with my brother.
WTF? Where they do that at? and who does that? LMAO.
Just wow!
Ladies I'm not knockin the man, cause he's my homie, my brother from another mother--but seriously did I miss the memo about a shortage of good d!ck (yes I realize the irony of that question coming from me)?
It cannot possibly be that crucial. smdh. rotfl. woo lawd these dumb ass chicks kill me.
So my brother calls me, I think I've posted about him before--he was the one that the GF who hid out in his closet until she fell asleep and got busted (still one of the funniest stories EVER!!). He has a crazy, insane history with some crazy, insane women--including a deranged baby mama and a more deranged ex-wife.
Ok...so the story goes my brother decided to move to Florida a few months back to be closer to his kids (because the ex wife moved there). He and the ex have a very up and down relationship, mostly because she's a nutjob! I know she's a nutjob--I've known this chick for years because they actually started dating back when we were all still in high school.
So the other day my brother tells me that this chick got mad over some lame bs. He sat on the sofa and laughed at her (I know him well enough to believe him when he says this, because he's just as laid back and as big of a smart ass as I am), this crazy bitch called one of her friends and just randomly started yelling "you better not hit me again" to make it seem like he'd put hands on her--he was smart enough to a) not touch her and b) roll out.
Tell me why?
Tell me why this looney tunes called him yesterday asking if she could come by and get some
d!ck.
Errr [insert Shaggy and Scooby noise]
Um yeah...
and then to top it all off...cause it can get no funnier... BMD (that's what we call his baby mama--BMD= Baby Mama Drama) called and said that (even though she has a new boyfriend and like 6-7 kids) she wants to move down to Florida to be with my brother.
WTF? Where they do that at? and who does that? LMAO.
Just wow!
Ladies I'm not knockin the man, cause he's my homie, my brother from another mother--but seriously did I miss the memo about a shortage of good d!ck (yes I realize the irony of that question coming from me)?
It cannot possibly be that crucial. smdh. rotfl. woo lawd these dumb ass chicks kill me.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Episode 37- What I've learned about women
I realize, I've been neglecting my blogs. yeah yeah I know I know...but work has been hectic plus I inadventantly became the adminstrator for an online women's group that has kept me busy, busy, busy, entertained and busy...whew...lol
And that's what is prompting this blog entry...the group. How to best put this...
They are the wildest, funniest group of people I've ever come across. Now I'm not usually big on joining online groups because you never quite know people's agendas and sometimes if they are not handled properly you get too much back fighting and negativity and then you feel like why the hell did I get myself into this...
But this...completely different. Completely. LOL. And in my capacity as admin I've learned a few things that I would like to share.
1. The people who are the wildest, loudest, most outrageous on the boards...are typically the exact opposite in real life
2. The people who are the most quiet, reserved and laid back... are typically the exact opposite in real life
3. Women are completely capable of holding conversations with, debating, encouraging and building with other women on an intellectual and friendship level without being catty or negative. Who knew? LOL
4. Women have a hard time expressing what it is they really want because a lot of us were taught to be sideline or to sacrifice for the sake of whatever...i.e. we don't take enough time for ourselves to really know what we want much less what we deserve
5. If you really want to understand women...shut up and listen... (I tell my male friends this all the time. LMAO)
Ok...I can't give away all the girl secrets. But what I will say is that this has been an interesting experience for me so far.
I wonder why it can't all be so simple in real life?
And that's what is prompting this blog entry...the group. How to best put this...
They are the wildest, funniest group of people I've ever come across. Now I'm not usually big on joining online groups because you never quite know people's agendas and sometimes if they are not handled properly you get too much back fighting and negativity and then you feel like why the hell did I get myself into this...
But this...completely different. Completely. LOL. And in my capacity as admin I've learned a few things that I would like to share.
1. The people who are the wildest, loudest, most outrageous on the boards...are typically the exact opposite in real life
2. The people who are the most quiet, reserved and laid back... are typically the exact opposite in real life
3. Women are completely capable of holding conversations with, debating, encouraging and building with other women on an intellectual and friendship level without being catty or negative. Who knew? LOL
4. Women have a hard time expressing what it is they really want because a lot of us were taught to be sideline or to sacrifice for the sake of whatever...i.e. we don't take enough time for ourselves to really know what we want much less what we deserve
5. If you really want to understand women...shut up and listen... (I tell my male friends this all the time. LMAO)
Ok...I can't give away all the girl secrets. But what I will say is that this has been an interesting experience for me so far.
I wonder why it can't all be so simple in real life?
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