Sunday, November 2, 2008

Episode 2-When Good Relationships Go Bad Part 2

Like the day after Thanksgiving with the family, I'm still dealing with leftover drama.

And apparently I'm not the only one. Our next guest is one of my closest friends whose psychotic girlfriend is giving him nothing but whine--and I don't mean Yellow Tail. But what does he expect exactly when he's dealing with someone who has the IQ of a brick and a head just as hard. But I digress...

We spent about an hour today discussing our less than better halves' seeming obsession with causing EUD (extra unnecessary drama).

Like here's a scenario...you call me all day long, just blowing up my phone like it's the psychic hotline (call me now!) and I don't answer (that should be a cue I don't want to talk). Finally after all that I finally say "call me"... the response-- why should I, you haven't been answering all day so why you want me to call now?

Seriously? Game on.

If you do call me back, I have someone I'd like you to speak to...Ms. Click

Ms. who?

Click!

Or this little doozie...my friend takes his psycho girl to his son's football game knowing that his ex wife will be there with her new boyfriend. Mind you, they had an amicable divorce so they're not trippin' off each other or their respective new relationships. So why is psycho girl complaining about the fact (I mean seriously going on and on and on) that (wait for it, wait for it...) they didn't hold hands or cuddle. Um...aside from the fact that you are at a football game (what self respecting man cuddles at a football game???), what does it prove? Everyone knows who you are and they don't care! Did I mention that we're not talking about a young girl who maybe doesn't know the rules of engagement...she's damn near 40. Damn near 40 and still hiding in the closet trying to potentially catch her man cheating. Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!

Gotta love drama queens cause they are truly modern day marvels. I often wonder how they function on a daily.

And now for my final thought: If you truly love someone set them free, then run screaming in the opposite direction.

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