In talking to a few of my friends yesterday, I had a profound and utterly enlightening revelation. Every friend I have is in a completely dysfunctional relationship. Currently in the lineup...
1 friend dating a semi-married psycho stalker
1 dating a whiny, insecure idiot with more baggage than a luggage store
1 married to a man and keeping a secret girlfriend on the side (my friend not her husband)
1 getting a divorce and dating a man with an abundance of --how shall I say-- "history"
1 married who cheated (but only after the husband cheated first and had a love child)
1 who faked the funk that her marriage was pristine only to find out she'd been separated for months before anyone found out
1 who had to file a protective order against her baby daddy
I have storylines that could keep Jerry Springer in business for the next 5 seasons. I can't make this stuff up.
And now my own relationship with an insanely jealous, completely insecure, hypersensitive drama queen doesn't seem so, well, dysfunctional. Man, I need some new friends...just kidding!
But seriously, there can't possibly be that many messed up people in the dating pool.
Are there?
Final Thought: if you're gonna take a swim in the dating pool, bring some shark repellant
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